The Miranda Project
yelling “AU REVOIR, SHOSHANNA!” as joggers run past you on the sidewalk 

I’m only gonna put the tip in.
A guy that’s about to put more than the tip in. (via fuckyeahtherealkiki)

wastelandicism:

laur-laurr:

unshaped:

Tate was the sweetest character!

He raped her mom and killed like 10 people.

we all have our flaws

oddtruecrimefacts:

Odd Prisoner Lawsuits
-Lawrence Bittaker claimed he had been subjected to “cruel and unusual punishment” because he received a broken cookie on his lunch tray and his sandwich was soggy.
-Richard Burton sued the state of California because his stomach hurt after eating chili.
-Kevin Howard sued the state of California, claiming the department of corrections planted a device in his brain to control his thoughts and then his thoughts were broadcasted on prison loudspeakers.
-While on death row at San Quentin State Prison, Rodney Alcala sued the state claiming his civil rights were violated because his packages were sent via UPS instead of USPS.
-Joseph Gonzalez sued the state of New York after receiving a bad haircut at Sing Sing Prison. He claims he lost sleep and suffered headaches and chest pains after being given a “defective haircut.”
-Kenneth Parker was upset when he ordered two jars of chunky peanut butter at the Nevada State Prison canteen - and received one chunky and one creamy. He sued for “mental and emotional pain”, asking for $5,500 and the imprisonment of a prison official. (The case went on for two years before finally being dismissed).
-Frederick Woods and two accomplices kidnapped a bus driver and 26 school children and buried them underground. ABC aired a made for TV movie based on the case and Woods viewed it and was very offended. He sued the network, saying the show portrayed him as being, “callous, vicious, hardened and uncaring”.
-Scott Gomez tried to escape from the Pueblo County Jail in Colorado. He made a candle and melted the tiles on the ceiling of his cell and made it to the jail’s roof. When he climbed on the roof and tried to scale the wall, he fell down 40 ft. Gomez sued, saying the jail was responsible for his injuries because they “failed to provide ceiling tiles that could not be removed by melting them with a homemade candle” and “ignored his propensity to escape”, as he had done so on two different occasions.
-Robert Paul Rice sued Utah State Prison for violating his freedom of religion. Rice claimed his religion was “the Vampire Order” and he needed to have his religious needs met, including but not limited to a vampire diet—grains and vegetables, and a “vampress”, so she could join in the “vampiric sacrament”.
-James Higgason sued the state of Indiana, stating that prison officials violated his constitutional rights when they denied him access to pornography, “causing him pain, suffering, humiliation, mental anguish, emotional distress and financial loss.”
-While incarcerated at a Virginia prison, Robert Lee Brock sued himself. He claimed his civil rights as well as his religious beliefs were violated when he allowed himself to get drunk. He demanded $5 million from himself, but didn’t earn any wages in prison so he felt the state should pay on his behalf.


Lmao, the last one.

oddtruecrimefacts:

Odd Prisoner Lawsuits

-Lawrence Bittaker claimed he had been subjected to “cruel and unusual punishment” because he received a broken cookie on his lunch tray and his sandwich was soggy.

-Richard Burton sued the state of California because his stomach hurt after eating chili.

-Kevin Howard sued the state of California, claiming the department of corrections planted a device in his brain to control his thoughts and then his thoughts were broadcasted on prison loudspeakers.

-While on death row at San Quentin State Prison, Rodney Alcala sued the state claiming his civil rights were violated because his packages were sent via UPS instead of USPS.

-Joseph Gonzalez sued the state of New York after receiving a bad haircut at Sing Sing Prison. He claims he lost sleep and suffered headaches and chest pains after being given a “defective haircut.”

-Kenneth Parker was upset when he ordered two jars of chunky peanut butter at the Nevada State Prison canteen - and received one chunky and one creamy. He sued for “mental and emotional pain”, asking for $5,500 and the imprisonment of a prison official. (The case went on for two years before finally being dismissed).

-Frederick Woods and two accomplices kidnapped a bus driver and 26 school children and buried them underground. ABC aired a made for TV movie based on the case and Woods viewed it and was very offended. He sued the network, saying the show portrayed him as being, “callous, vicious, hardened and uncaring”.

-Scott Gomez tried to escape from the Pueblo County Jail in Colorado. He made a candle and melted the tiles on the ceiling of his cell and made it to the jail’s roof. When he climbed on the roof and tried to scale the wall, he fell down 40 ft. Gomez sued, saying the jail was responsible for his injuries because they “failed to provide ceiling tiles that could not be removed by melting them with a homemade candle” and “ignored his propensity to escape”, as he had done so on two different occasions.

-Robert Paul Rice sued Utah State Prison for violating his freedom of religion. Rice claimed his religion was “the Vampire Order” and he needed to have his religious needs met, including but not limited to a vampire diet—grains and vegetables, and a “vampress”, so she could join in the “vampiric sacrament”.

-James Higgason sued the state of Indiana, stating that prison officials violated his constitutional rights when they denied him access to pornography, “causing him pain, suffering, humiliation, mental anguish, emotional distress and financial loss.”

-While incarcerated at a Virginia prison, Robert Lee Brock sued himself. He claimed his civil rights as well as his religious beliefs were violated when he allowed himself to get drunk. He demanded $5 million from himself, but didn’t earn any wages in prison so he felt the state should pay on his behalf.

Lmao, the last one.

congenitaldisease:

Maple Hill Cemetery, Huntsville, Alabama: For some unexplained reason this cemetery has a playground, and supposedly the children of the local cemetery spooks like to play here after dark. People claim to see swings moving on their own and the sounds of invisible giggling kids in the night.

Maybe that’s why they have it… Ghost kids wanna play too, y’all.

congenitaldisease:

Maple Hill Cemetery, Huntsville, Alabama: For some unexplained reason this cemetery has a playground, and supposedly the children of the local cemetery spooks like to play here after dark. People claim to see swings moving on their own and the sounds of invisible giggling kids in the night.

Maybe that’s why they have it… Ghost kids wanna play too, y’all.

Can a thin person have body image struggles? Can a thin person be at war with their self-image? Can a thin person hate to look in the mirror?

Absolutely.

And does that suck?

Absolutely.

But the difference between these negative feelings and fatphobia is this: The only person worrying about whether or not I’m meeting beauty standards is me.

And that’s not the same for fat folk.

When you’re not thin, other people on the beach actually do take offense. When you’re not thin, people really do think that you shouldn’t be in a bathing suit. When you’re not thin, people really do make your body their moral obligation.

And while your internal struggle is real and significant, the point is: You might hate your body, but society doesn’t.

That’s thin privilege.
congenitaldisease:

Simply put, there has never been anywhere as horrific as Auschwitz. All the cruelty, sadism, indifference and psychopathy that our species is capable of reached its fullest expression between its walls, where 1.5 million people died pointlessly. Yet, even in the midst of this inferno, there were moments of humanity.
In 1941, three prisoners managed to escape the camp and consequently the deputy commander ordered ten prisoners to be starved to death in retaliation. When one of the randomly-selected men began to cry for his wife and children, another prisoner called Maximilian Kolbe stepped forward and offered to take his place.
Read that sentence again: in the middle of the most-notorious murder machine that’s ever existed, Kolbe was so moved by pity he volunteered to die in place of another man. And when the Nazis acquiesced and sent him into a bunker with the nine others, his spirit didn’t break. By all accounts, he spent the last two weeks of his life comforting the others with his Catholic faith and accepted his end with a dignity that should have been impossible in the circumstances. Nor was it a useless gesture: the man whose place he took—Franciszek Gajowniczek—lived another 53 years.

congenitaldisease:

Simply put, there has never been anywhere as horrific as Auschwitz. All the cruelty, sadism, indifference and psychopathy that our species is capable of reached its fullest expression between its walls, where 1.5 million people died pointlessly. Yet, even in the midst of this inferno, there were moments of humanity.

In 1941, three prisoners managed to escape the camp and consequently the deputy commander ordered ten prisoners to be starved to death in retaliation. When one of the randomly-selected men began to cry for his wife and children, another prisoner called Maximilian Kolbe stepped forward and offered to take his place.

Read that sentence again: in the middle of the most-notorious murder machine that’s ever existed, Kolbe was so moved by pity he volunteered to die in place of another man. And when the Nazis acquiesced and sent him into a bunker with the nine others, his spirit didn’t break. By all accounts, he spent the last two weeks of his life comforting the others with his Catholic faith and accepted his end with a dignity that should have been impossible in the circumstances. Nor was it a useless gesture: the man whose place he took—Franciszek Gajowniczek—lived another 53 years.

I am so sorry to all the people I hurt while I was hurting.
(via housewifeswag)
Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters.

overtheunderpass:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters 

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they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad

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they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 

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they literally sold this shirt

PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS

WOW, Ew

estebanwaseaten:

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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nightmare-loki:

#best reaction to a zombie in the history of zombie movies